Ted Kennedy's Children's Books

As recently reported, US Senator Ted Kennedy has written a children's book, titled, "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C."

Can you believe his publisher has given me a list of future projects the good senator is working on?

Where the (Girls Gone) Wild Things Are
Curious George Goes to Hooters
Are you there Mary Jo? It's me Teddy Bear.
Green Beer, not Hamms
Catch y'er shot of rye
Harry Potter is Against a Woman's Right to Choose
James and the Giant Peach Schnapps
Clifford the Big Red Dog and Teddy with the Big Red Nose
Little Women, Redux
The Little Prince, Redux
Pipi Longstockings on the cloakroom floor