No Clips Today, Sir

This conversation did not happen this morning.

"Good morning Susan, Jim here. I can barely hear you. These satellite phones don't work too well...Huh? What? I can't hear you. Anyway, I'd like to see the press clips from this trip to Baghdad, can you send them to my Blackberry? What? What do you mean I don't want to see today's clips? What? Ok, the noise in this 'copter is too loud. Just send me the a link to the Google Search for today's clips. I'll try to download it here when we land. What? Yes we'll talk when I get back? Huh? Just send the link for today's press clippings, ok?"

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&tab=wn&ie=UTF-8&ncl=http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi%3Ff%3D/n/a/2006/01/24/politics/p212341S75.DTL&scoring=d