Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Jensen Bed-In for Justice


Standing trial in the court of Judge Ebert
Begging for a new venue
But the man on the bench
said "You carry a stench"
You know they didn't even give me a chance

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

Finally made it to the closing summation
Staff rolling me like jelly tarts
Stephen Meyer called to say
"Being gov's not in play"
Harvard boy should re-read Jean-Paul Sartre

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

Drove from Madison to the Waukesha Hilton
Talking to myself nearly a week
The Sentinel said
"Say, what're you doing in bed?"
I said, "I'm only trying to get me on Sykes"

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

Made a lightning trip out to Cambridge
Need to stock-up on Crimson ties
When the State Journal said
"Status went to his head"
I knew Dee Hall just had to lie

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

Justice Prosser jumped out of his robes
just to testify I was O.K.
Then a man in the back said
"Prosser's wearing no pants"
I hung my head ready to cry

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

5 Comments:

At 12:05 PM, Blogger Simon Blue said...

Mayers, when are you going to pull this guy?

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger Slide said...

Lighten-up Francis, errrr, Simon.

And Jeff Mayers doesn't live here.

 
At 11:18 AM, Blogger Anonymous said...

Simon,

We feel your pain.

It's not that Brian sucks, that goes without saying.

No, it's that he's become mean and bitter.

This is undoubtedly because he's married to that harridan who got canned by McCallum. How sad is that.

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger Slide said...

Editor;
You need to go back and read the Spice Boys. The only people who were canned by McCallum were:
A. Secretary of the DOR
B. Secretary of DATCP
C. The Chief of Staff

Others left the McCallum campaign because he proved to be among the most unethical governors Wisconsin has experienced*

If the best you can say about me is, I suck, whew, glad to know I am not conversing with a Mensa candidate.

Patrolling silly blogs, leaving immature graffitti, appears to be the most exciting excercise of our your daily routine.

How sad is that? But reality is, you probably throw like a girl, trip when you run, you're a round-boy from all those Plaza burgers, balding before you're 30, and your father secretly wonders if you're gay - given you have never brought a date home and you're only a inch taller than Scott Jensen.

Anonymous assassins like you do one of two things when confronted;
1. piss yourself and apologize, or,
2. hide and write more graffitti.

I suspect both me and your father know which one fits you.



*See WSEB release on McCallum forfeitures

 
At 6:39 PM, Blogger redvest said...

McCallum was bad. Tommy was worse and Doyle is in a sleaze class of his own...it's been a bad slide for Wisconsin but the good news is i don't hink we can get any lower. But let's get the professionals out fo the city. Bye Bye Prange, Bye Billy Boy, audious Moratta we have to break the cycle of corruption...so no more calls from Hammes, Grebe the Tribes & WEAC it's time to get the soap out!

 

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