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Fan who took ball from Favre pleads innocent

Innocent? Innocent?!?!

Lock-up this dumb-ass for conviction of, of being a dumb-ass.

I wonder if Madison attorney Steve Hurley happened to be at the game in Cincinnati and found himself a new client while in town.

DISCLAIMER: This is satire. The following conversation probably never took place.

Hurley to Gall: Say nothing. We can beat this.
Gall to Hurley: How? Fox has me on video?
Hurley to Gall: We plea bargain, just like those ex-Wisconsin Democrat state senators.

Gregory Gall, 31, of Cincinnati, is accused of resisting arrest, trespass and disorderly conduct while intoxicated. He was released on his own recognize following his appearance in Municipal Court.

Owner shoots intruder

You see where this is leading...

The homeowner fails to fully load his weapon, leaving his future vulnerable to the whims of a dirt-bag with a pro-bono attorney -- who happens to hate the NRA and the Second Amendment.

DISCLAIMER: Anyone who crashes through my ceiling that is not either a roofer or a dancing girl will never get the opportunity to call an attorney, or receive their day in court.

Officer to Free Will: Why did you unload a full clip into the perp?
Free Will to Officer: I was scared.
Officer to Free Will: Why did you reload?
Free Will to Officer: I was really scared.

A Janesville homeowner shot and critically wounded a man that police say broke into the attic through a roof vent and then crashed into the living room through the ceiling Monday night.

Davis said Rainiero, his wife and three children were asleep when Rainiero woke at 11:24 p.m. to the sound of Prochaska crashing through the living room ceiling and falling 8 feet to the floor.

From a range of several feet, Rainiero fired one shot from the small handgun, and the bullet struck Prochaska in the back, Davis said.

Davis said Prochaska was not armed and was not carrying burglary tools.